Boboni and I are twins. We’ve been together since we were born. Well, we were separated for a couple of months when they cut off my arm, because of the recovery and stuff, but we are back together again.

Having a brother teaches you tons of stuff. Here is a list of what I’ve learned:

  1. Sharing toys sucks. What’s yours is yours.
  2. The same goes for food. What’s your is yours.
  3. Teamwork: Digging a whole and hunting lizards is much faster and easier with two.\
  4. Having a brother promotes your creativity. Your owners’ devotion is divided between you and your brother so you need to keep up your good charms and skills to remain the main and most beloved pet.
  5. When your owners leave, you are not left alone. You are with your brother.
  6. You always have a tender loin to lean on. Your own tender loin needs to be also available at all times for your brother.
  7. If you pass gas they don’t know whether it was you or your brother. The key is to put a grossed out face then people don’t think you did it.
  8. If you feel weird you look at your brother and then you realize that he is the weird one.

This list is turning out to be a lot longer than I thought. Having a brother really does have a lot of benefits.

I love you Boboni.