When you’re a three-legged dog, you can remain a three-legged dog or you can become a super-dog. I’m a super-dog. I can’t strike an idiot with a laser beam but I can tell stories.
When you run out of pizza dough at 9:43 pm and you really fancy some homemade pizza made by you because it’s your favourite
It really sucks. So says my lady, who really loves her homemade pizza, made by her with the right amount of cheese and tomato, [...]
Emails: Overrated
My lady says that email gives her freedom, I say email is a trap. Pay close attention. It’s really a brain teaser keeping you [...]
Obey once and you’re in it for life
My lady is into discipline. She says it's key for a comfortable living-together-situation. She is very strict about feeding us in-between meals and she [...]
Never apologize to an idiot
It’s groovy that everything in your world has a name. If I call out “ham” there’s no doubt as to what I want (it [...]
Feeling special as a holiday gift
The holidays can get complicated. Social and family gatherings sometimes leave a bittersweet taste. We love dark chocolate but that's about it as far as [...]
WE HAVE A NEW WEBSITE
So we have a new site. It’s the same one we had before but we’ve been changing things here and [...]
