Ready for take off
(Read this story in Español) I’m into speed and intense sensations. Walking museum-style is not my thing. It never was when I [...]
The more I know humans, the more I like ants
(Read this story in Español) How come most outdoor spots for humans are full of junk. I’m talking cigarette butts (millions), old [...]
To pee or not to pee
(Read this story in Español) So you know the deal with me and the despicable pee, right? The one [...]
She’s my kind of woman
(Read this story in Español) Our lady and mother had a lunch date and listen to this: mother turns up [...]
Happy routine day
(Read this story in Español) I often wonder why you people make your bed every morning only to undo it [...]
She’s upset at me
(Read this story in Español) I don’t know what to do to stop her from being upset at me. I've [...]
Unwising with Felipe (conversation)
Read this story in Español! F: You look preoccupied. A: I’m just thinking. F: What about? A: What you said [...]
When you run out of pizza dough at 9:43 pm and you really fancy some homemade pizza made by you because it’s your favourite
It really sucks. So says my lady, who really loves her homemade pizza, made by her with the right amount of cheese and tomato, [...]
How I started my week alfresco
Hello boys and girls!!!! I am currently feeling a lot better. Energized, handsome and AMPLIFIED! My back pain is almost completely gone and instead there [...]
Amplify yourself
Have you ever felt down, less than fantastic, small in size, inadequate? “Abbreviated” is how I call it. It happens to the strongest, the greatest, [...]
When you’re a three-legged dog, you can remain a three-legged dog or you can become a super-dog. I’m a super-dog. I can’t strike an idiot with a laser beam but I can tell stories.
She’s upset at me
(Read this story in Español) I don’t know what to do to stop her from being upset at me. I've [...]
Unwising with Felipe (conversation)
Read this story in Español! F: You look preoccupied. A: I’m just thinking. F: What about? A: What you said [...]
Love thy neighbors
Read this story in Español! We had these neighbors where we used to live who used to do barbecues on [...]
I’ll never leave you
About two months ago I was diagnosed with a brain tumour. Monday morning I was fresh as a fresh lettuce. I peed, I run, [...]
Why I quit chasing birds
Read this story in Español! I did. I quit chasing birds. Why? Because I know better. Wisdom is what keeps me [...]
Would you rather be scared or be bad?
What would you rather be? Me? I’d rather be bad, real bad. Why? Well, because being scared sucks, that’s why. Do you enjoy being [...]